Husbands are funny

Today, Seth went to the shooting range with his brothers. He returned with a rather impressive target. It was his first attempt shooting a nine millimetre baretta, or whatever.
He was so proud, in fact, that, when I wasn’t looking, he posted it in the office.
There’s just one problem with this. The office is also the guest bedroom.
That’s right, when guests stay with us, they will think twice–maybe thrice–before they mess with our personal things.